"Alice, I am going out to get a sandwich. I'll have my Blackberry if you need me."This drives his secretary, and everyone else within earshot, insane.
"Alice, I am going to Juliet's office. I'll have my Blackberry if you need me."
"Alice, I am going to the vending machine. I'll have my Blackberry if you need me."
But most colorful are the several times each day when he announces,
"Alice, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll have my Blackberry if you need me."Ew.
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Ha ha, TMI! His secretary should reply, "if someone calls for you, is that what I should tell them?"
ReplyDeleteLOL. I'm convinced partners don't have any concept of privacy. I just missed a call from a partner (it's nearly 9pm the Friday before Christmas), called him back immediately, and the first thing he said was "why didn't you answer my call!?!" Truth was, I was in the restroom but--your Senior Partner would be disappointed--I didn't have my Blackberry with me.
ReplyDeleteEuwwwww!!!!
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